2026/27 Season

27 September - 3 October 2026

Written by Steven Moffat
directed by Nick Vause

While holidaying on a cruise, Peter and his wife Debbie befriend Elsa, a loud and brash Trump-loving widow from Denver, USA. She is overbearing and over the top but also strangely irresistible. They all swap contact details and agree to stay in touch in the way that people on holiday always do, with Peter and Debbie secretly hoping that they have seen the last of her! Imagine their surprise, then, when Elsa invites herself to stay a few months later. They decide to look her up online and are horrified to learn the truth about Elsa Jean Krakowski. Deadly danger has just invaded their quiet, suburban home...!

The Girl on the Train

14 - 20 February 2027

Based on the bestselling novel by Paula Hawkins and DreamWorks film, adapted by Rachel Wagstaff and Duncan Abel and directed by Alex Charalambous.

Rachel Watson longs for a different life. Her only escape is the perfect couple she watches through the train window every day, happy and in love. Or so it appears. When Rachel learns that the woman she’s been secretly watching has suddenly disappeared, she finds herself as a witness and even a suspect in a thrilling mystery in which she will face bigger revelations than she could ever have anticipated.

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Incognito is aptly named, as this intimate 64 seat theatre is hidden away behind a clinic on Holly Park Road, Friern Barnet.

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